If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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