Christians are straight up FREAKS
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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