Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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