Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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