If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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