Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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