Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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