how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
People in love make me want to vomit
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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