Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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