Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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