Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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