She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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