Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i need an iv and a liver transplant
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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