8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She's the barista slut.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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