Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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