I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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