i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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