I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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