Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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