Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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