This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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