The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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