Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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