i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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