so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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