I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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