Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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