It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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