I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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