I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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