So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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