Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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