This is not my ceiling
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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