windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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