And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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