chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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