i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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