he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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