i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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