Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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