You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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