My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your penis caused this!
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