oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i believe in u and ur pee
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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