nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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