We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We need to get me chipped asap
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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