Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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