I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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