My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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