i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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