marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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