I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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