She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
