i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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