So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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