Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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