1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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